Texting

I'm thinking about giving my phone away.  Why?  Texting, that's why.  Usually I have nothing against texting but right now it pisses me off.

Because texting has replaced talking.  And since it's replaced talking, humans have went a scale down on the evolution meter.  Just when we have this big breakthrough and are starting to express ourselves through voice, we take a step back.  Here are the after-effects of that step.

1) Most guys and girls no longer have the guts to ask each other out in person.
2) Some random person can get away with insulting me because I don't know who's number it is.
3) The longer the contact list, the higher the horse (it's the same for how many text messages, too).
4) Gossip has increased because of texting (theory).
5) Relationships now end over texting (theory 2).
6) Girls have lost some of their pride through texting (did some of them have pride in the first place?) by sending picture messages of them naked.  It's stupid, right?  I don't care if he's the love of your life, don't send him pictures of you with no clothes on.
7) Texting is time-consuming. People take FOREVER to text you back sometimes.
8) Texting has caused deaths.

Number 7 is basically why I want to give my phone away or break it.  My friends take 2 hours or so to answer me.  It's the same for almost everyone else on my contact list.  I feel stupid doing all this waiting.  Sometimes my messages are for something important, too, and I get no reply.  Even my best friend doesn't text me back anymore.  Some BFF right?

This makes me mad at my friends over texting.  So the next time I see them, I don't want to talk to them or hang out.

After all that typing I realize we have a number 9, 10, and 11.

9) Texting wastes gas.
10) Texting stirs unnecessary feelings.
11) People have found another way to be rude.

Seriously,
Wicked

You Smell

I came across a Yahoo! article on cologne a while back.  It was a nice little article and had me thinking about all kinds of weird smelling cologne.  So I googled and came across scent.net.  They have a variety of smells from 'men' to 'women' but the one I was really interested in was 'unique fragrances'.

They have leather cologne, apple pie, christmas tree, glue, celery, earthworm (page 2), beeswax, birthday cake, bonfire (which is funny because most people try to get that smell out of their clothes), graham crackers, and my all time favorite-- Waffle cologne.  I am definitely going to buy that (one of these years).

And weird smelling cologne is the perfect gift for laughs and friends!  I think we can all agree on that.

So this whole post was letting you know that the world really does stink and that scent.net is pretty awesome so you should check it out on your free time.  (They have so many different smells that I couldn't list them all on here.)

Seriously,
Wicked

Apache Slang

96% of the students at my school are Apache (including me) and hardly anyone speaks Apache (which is sad).  But we have our own slang and here's a few words you might here in my school...

K-yeah!
(Kee - Yeah)
Definition:  It's like an Apache word for "Whoa!" or "Why are you doing that?"
Example:  Say someone trips and knocks into you.  So you're like, "K-yeah!  Walk right!"

Kyah-hah!
(Kyah-hah)
Definition:  It's like K-yeah.  It can also lean towards, "What's wrong with you?" or that you're overreacting an emotion.
Example:  If your sister sees you wearing her shirt and yells at you to take it off.  You'll be like, "Kyah-hah!  Calm down!"

Neow!
(It's like a cat meow with an n and you stretch out the 'ow' part.)
Definition:  Neow means "Oh really? Impressive!" or "For real?".
Example:  Your best friend says that her boyfriend bought her flowers for Valentine's Day, so you smile and say, "Neooow!  Really?!"

Haw!
(Haa aww)
Definition:  It's sort of like Neow but different in it's own way.  It's a sound you make when you hear the latest gossip, funny/good news or something cheesy.
Example:  Your best friend's boyfriend gave her a car.  You smile and say, "Haawh!  Does he have a brother?!"

Gaw!
(G Aww)
Definition:  It's mostly used as, "That's mean!" or "Why are you being like that?" and "Harsh!"
Example:  You hear someone making fun of the girl sitting in the bus seat in front of you.  You say, "Gaww!  How rude!"

Kyeh!
(Kyeh)
Definition:  This word is used to tease someone or something.  It can be used as "Are you sure?", "That's not true," or "I'm doubtful!"
Example:  Your mom makes fun of you because you're carefully fixing your hair, "So girly!"  You tell her, "Kyeh! No!"

I'm not sure I'm good at explaining these words above.  I'm positive there's a website somewhere on our slang and maybe slang from other reservations too (there's different kinds of slang for every tribe).  I'll try to look for one and see if it explains it better than I do.


Seriously,
Wicked