Nothing Like Being Dead

My virus hasn't left my body yet. It's been a couple days now.  Luckily for me, I have friends and teachers who care about my health!  I had two give me cough drops, my art teacher give me a week's supply of vitamin C packet thingies that you put in your water, and a classmate buy me medicine!  (I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, NEISH.)

I've never felt so loved. I was nearly brought to tears when my friend 'Neish handed me a box of meds.

However, my sickness is getting worse.  Every time I cough, it turns into this whacked out coughing fit.  Followed by me gagging and trying to keep from throwing up.

There's only ONE EXPLANATION WHY I HAVEN'T BEEN GETTING BETTER.

There's only ONE REASON WHY LOVE AND MEDICINE AREN'T HEALING ME.

ONLY ONE CAUSE BEHIND WHY I ATTACKED MY BEST FRIEND CRISTEN TODAY AND BIT HER ARM! Oh, wait. I always do that.

WHAT ELSE OTHER THAN A ZOMBIE VIRUS?!?!?!?!

This is great. I've always wanted to be a part of the living dead's army.  There's so many things you can do while you're dead!

1. Eat someone. (You are what you eat.)
2. Walk.
3. Moan.
4. Repeat steps 1, 2, and 3.

Hey, I just noticed... we (while I still have control over my hunger for human flesh) should learn from the zombies' example.  We should learn to walk after eating a big meal.  No wonder why zombies are so skinny (except those ones on Zombie Land, it's obvious they overdosed on life).  As for the moaning part... I suggest you skip that part, especially if you're still human.

Only zombies can get away with moaning in public.

Seriously,
Wicked

Ugh, Voice Changes

I got sick overnight.  It's a horrible miracle.  One day, you're fine and healthy, then the next day-- BAM! -- you're struck with some kind of sickness.

I have no idea what I caught, but my throat feels cheap!  I couldn't even talk when I woke up.  I had to drink water first.  And when I did speak, I sounded like a guy!

My brother and his friend were laughing at me.  I was so mad, I wanted to verbally smash them into a wall, but if I talked, that would only make it worse.

I swear, if you heard me laugh, too, you'd trip out.  I even sound like a dude when I'm laughing.

I was thinking about calling my best friend Cristen and hearing her reaction after she asked me, "Who's this?!?!?!"  Then I'd be like, "It's your best buddy, Justin."  Followed with my death caused from laughing too much.

But I stopped myself just in time.  I didn't want anyone else besides my family to hear me like this!

It's a good thing there's no school today.  Ugh, but there's school tomorrow!  Maybe I should have my mom take me to the clinic or something.  This virus better die by tomorrow, I swear.

If not, I'm going to take a stack of sticky notes with me and write out my voice like I lost it.

Seriously,
Wicked

YOUR FACE!

I was really exhausted today.  I was working on a scholarship essay for about an hour and was also working on my accounting class homework.  I decided to call it quits eventually to save my brain from overloading and do something else.  There was nothing to do, though.  The house was quiet and empty.  My brothers were at their friends' houses so there was no one to bother.  I was updated on all my manga, too.

There was only one thing left to do: mess with my hair.  I wanted to curl it ever since I got it cut shorter.

But the moment I stepped into the bathroom and faced the mirror, I was overcome with this sudden urge... to make faces.

First I stuck out my tongue and scrunched up my face.  Then I opened my mouth in horror and acted like I was screaming.  After that, I puffed up my cheeks and brushed my bangs in front of my face and did my famous death glare.

It was hilarious and I wanted to take pictures!  But I couldn't because my mom lost the memory card for my camera!  Still, it was awesome!

I was laughing at all my faces.  I looked outrageous!  (Next time, I am definitely going to take pictures and maybe post them on here so we can share a few laughs!)  When I was done making faces, satisfied with my crazy facial expressions, I felt incredibly happy and carefree.

It made me realize that we shouldn't take life so seriously all the time and that if you need a break from stupid homework (yes, homework can be stupid) or anything else (you got dumped, you have the flu, you're stressed) do something that'll make you crack up!

Walk into the bathroom and make a funny face!


Seriously,
Wicked