I got sick overnight. It's a horrible miracle. One day, you're fine and healthy, then the next day-- BAM! -- you're struck with some kind of sickness.
I have no idea what I caught, but my throat feels cheap! I couldn't even talk when I woke up. I had to drink water first. And when I did speak, I sounded like a guy!
My brother and his friend were laughing at me. I was so mad, I wanted to verbally smash them into a wall, but if I talked, that would only make it worse.
I swear, if you heard me laugh, too, you'd trip out. I even sound like a dude when I'm laughing.
I was thinking about calling my best friend Cristen and hearing her reaction after she asked me, "Who's this?!?!?!" Then I'd be like, "It's your best buddy, Justin." Followed with my death caused from laughing too much.
But I stopped myself just in time. I didn't want anyone else besides my family to hear me like this!
It's a good thing there's no school today. Ugh, but there's school tomorrow! Maybe I should have my mom take me to the clinic or something. This virus better die by tomorrow, I swear.
If not, I'm going to take a stack of sticky notes with me and write out my voice like I lost it.
Seriously,
Wicked
